Sugar Crush

 When someone serves birthday cake, I like the piece with the most icing.
 There’s a supersized jar of Excedrin in my office desk drawer.
 I’ve had a medical procedure with the suffix -ectomy.
 I could loose a few pounds, but I don’t need another diet book. They don’t work.
 Sometimes at night, my feet itch or feel tingly.
 Every winter I have a runny nose; every spring I get sinus headaches.
 I love anything crunchy/salty and can drink olive juice straight from the jar.
 I’m often tired. In fact, I could take a nap right now.
 My parents and/or grandparents had diabetes.
 I like my toes and want to keep them.